We use cookies and other tracking technologies to improve your browsing experience on our site, show personalized content and targeted ads, analyze site traffic, and understand where our audiences come from. To learn more or opt-out, read our Cookie Policy. For a brief moment in the third episode of Watchmen , a show where anything can happen, a very big something came out of the blue or, rather, a big blue something came out. After a long day of investigation — which included a funeral disrupted by a suicide bomber — FBI agent Laurie Blake Jean Smart finally retired to her hotel room. With a squint and scrim of desire in her eyes, Laurie pulled out a colossal cerulean vibrator from the luggage. There she was, a woman no longer imprisoned by the formalities of her profession, freely handling a giant blue dong. In the morning, she would have to retreat back into the dungeon of being an FBI agent. When anyone brandishes a sex toy that large, so enormous that it might necessitate a disclaimer about the limits of human accommodation, it immediately becomes a conversation topic. But the scene was more than just a gag. Doctor Manhattan is never afraid to be seen full-frontal in particular.


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Watchmen fans had a lot to say about the mighty blue penis.
Spoiler alert: the following story contains spoilers for Watchmen 's second episode. Philips played by Edward Crook also plays Manhattan in the fake stage performance. We think. Mison apparently had a choice in his body double. And I had to sift through. No, no, no. I ended up with a boy called Fergal. Lovely chap.
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It's time we talked about the elephant sized penis in the room. Yes, we are of course referring to Doctor Manhattan's appendage in Watchmen. Whether it's the original comic or Zack Snyder's film , even people with just a passing knowledge of the franchise usually refer to Watchmen as "the one with the blue dong", and HBO's TV show is now swinging in the same direction. After a noticeable lack of penii in the season one premiere, Watchmen's second episode saved the day with a surprisingly long glimpse of Tom Mison's painted phallus — except it wasn't his phallus at all. NotMyPenis isn't the first time that people have become obsessed with Doctor Manhattan's sapphire schlong, and it won't be the last either. Even though he's not appeared directly on the show just yet, Mison's homage to Manhattan was followed in episode three by a giant blue dildo that Laurie Blake uses to, well, let's just say 'remember' him by. HBO isn't exactly shy when it comes to showing off male anatomy. This year alone, Euphoria featured more sausage than a butcher's shop window, and everything from Westworld to Game of Thrones has showcased wieners by the dozen too.
Manhattan flame who has now, apparently, grown out her bangs, joined the FBI, and devoted her life to cracking down on masked vigilantes. She's moved on from her superhero past to a very different form of crimefighting, but she hasn't left the past entirely. For starters, she's taken her father's last name, Blake; makes frequent use of the Dr. Manhattan phone booths that beam messages straight to Mars; and, uh, she carts around a gargantuan blue dildo in a Halliburton case like it's the nuclear launch codes! Yes, the reveal of a massive Dr.